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Vol 128, 11-27-02 - Turkey Day Special!

Let's get ready for the Thanksgiving Holiday with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

We sincerely wish You and your Family & Friends the BEST Thanksgiving Celebration ever!

Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp

QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - TURKEY DAY TOASTS!!!! 

A Toast for Friends & Family

Here’s to friends both near and far:
Here’s to woman, man’s guiding star:
Here’s to friends we’ve yet to meet,
Here’s to those here: all here I greet:
Here’s to childhood, youth, old age,
Here’s to prophet, bard and sage, 
Here’s to health to every one, 
Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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"Real abundance is found when we join hands with those we love." anon

Today's Humour:  - After Thanksgiving Meal Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert so I guess it won't hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!

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Give Thanks to the USA - Great Flyover: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7087

'Dubya' Meets a Turkey Named Monica!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/3089.jpg

X-rated Turkey? Nice Poppers!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/3384.jpg

Sexy Turkey!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/306.jpg

Happy Turkey Day From The Leftersons!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7107

Moo-ving Map of the World: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=1050

The 2 Featured Picture Categories this week: Stars - Models - Pageants - Award Shows 

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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:

A Few Things to Ponder on the Day of Thanksgiving: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1615

Things Sounding Dirty on Turkey Day but Aren't!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1415

Thanksgiving Day Thoughts: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=820

Things you can say ONLY on Thanksgiving: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=2431

The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Cities & States & Regions of the USA

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