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Vol 127, 11-25-02 - Strange But True Thoughts
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
PLEASE NOTE: Thanks for your patience - the Change in Operating systems as well as the move to a New Hosting Company have made for some interesting sleep patterns! We trust that we will quickly complete and fix all of the annoying little things that arise. Thanks again!
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." --John F. Kennedy
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." --U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer
"The Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what the government's using these days." --anon
"Has anyone heard about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac... who used to lay awake nights wondering if there really was a Dog?" --anon
Today's Humour: - 27 Strange But True Thoughts
1. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
5. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
9. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
14. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
17. Gun Control: Use both hands.
19. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
23. Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
26. A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
Click Here for All 27: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=926
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Big Blonde! 7 ft 4 in - 320 pounds!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7058
Halle Berry - 007 Bond Girl: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7050
WWJD - What Would HE Drive??: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7054
Newborn Baby's First Swim Lesson:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7049
Lizard Man - Why?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=1710
New "Lady's Only" Cycle: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7038
The 2 Featured Picture Categories this week: Strange People - Scary - Weird - Ugly
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=31
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
"Dubya" and Condi - Who's on First?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3583
A Senility Prayer: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3586
Packer Fan Outsmarts Bears Fan: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3585
If Airlines Sold Paint - Think About It!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3588
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Colleges - Universities - High School - Profs
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.adp?joke_category_id=10
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