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Vol 126, 11-21-02 - Southernisms
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' " - Sandra Bullock
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." - Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Today's Humour: - 20 Southernisms
2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess."
4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
11.) A true Southerner knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues", we do "lines," and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!
14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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