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- Packer Fan Outsmarts Bears Fans

Packer fans - Bears and Packers

Three Bear fans and three Packer fans are traveling by train to Champaign for the Monday Night Football game. At the station, the three Bear fans each buy tickets and watch as the three Packer fans buy only a single ticket between them.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Bear fan.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a Packer fan.

They all board the train. The Bear fans take their respective seats, but all three Packer fans cram into a rest-room and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest-room door And says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bear fans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

After the Packers defeated the Bears, the Bear fans decide to copy the Packer fans (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money (not wanting to be out-done by a bunch of green and gold idiots).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the Packer fans don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Bear fan.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a Packer fan.

When they board the train, the three Bear fans cram into a rest-room and the three Packer fans cram into another one nearby.

The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the Packer fans leaves his rest-room and walks over to the rest-room where the Bear fans are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."


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