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Vol 125, 11-17-02 - Office Motivation Posters?
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"Serial killers always say, 'I heard voices.' Why don't those voice ever say, 'Go dancing' or 'Bake a cake.' "-Dexter Madison
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney $pears
"Billy, this morning I was inspired to see on the news that before coming here you were at the opening of Tempura House, the new shelter for lightly battered women."---Roger Ebert about Billy Crystal
Today's Humour: - TOP 25 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
We put the "k" in "kwality."
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
Click Here for All 25: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1425
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Victoria's Secret 2003 Show & Peta Morons: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6982
Nasty Truck Pulling a Boat Situation: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4167
Be Careful Where You Buy Romance Books : http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6952
The 2 Featured Picture Categories this week: Strange Street Signs - Billboards - Ads
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=16
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Top 23 Engineering Terms - What They REALLY Mean!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3543
Actual Job Interview 'Lowlights!': http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=690
Actual LA Times Article About The Gerbil: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1029
Chief Moose Cost Lives: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3545
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: BLONDES - Female - Male & Others!
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