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Vol 124, 11-14-02 - Strange Thoughts & Insights
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us"
"Did you hear that doctors have now discovered a food that kills all sexual desire in women? Wedding cake! " -(unknown and insisting on staying that way!)
"We'll have a Democrat firing squad. You know, the one where we all stand in a circle." Paul Begala, Election Night 2002
Today's Humour: - 25 Strange But Deep Thoughts & Insights
2. ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.
4. ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
9. ON INFINITY
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
11. ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University
14. ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
17. ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
21. ON PROPHECY
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
Click Here for All 25: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2765
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The 2 Featured Picture Categories this week: Rednecks - Why They Are So Special
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
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What the Words on a Dating Service Bio REALLY Mean!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3561
What Religion is Your Bra?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=145
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Professionals - MD's - Lawyers - Cops
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