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It is the soldier, not the reporter,

Who has given us the freedom of the press.



It is the soldier, not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.



It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,

Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.



It is the soldier

Who salutes the flag,

Who serves beneath the flag,

And whose coffin is draped by the flag

Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

Today's Humour:  - 13
Pilots
vs. Mechanics "Squawks"

"Squawks"
are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix
before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots
and the replies from the maintenance crews.



(P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION



(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire



(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough

(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft



(P) Something loose in cockpit

(S) Something tightened in cockpit



(P) Number three engine missing

(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search



(P) Aircraft handles funny

(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious!




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