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Vol 122, 11-7-02 - Top 22 Signs You Survived 90's
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
--Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
--A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
Today's Humour: - Top 22 signs you've had too much of the 90's
21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
Click Here for All 22: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=442
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The Featured Picture Category this week: Stars - Supermodels - Fashions - Award Shows
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
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Actual Letter From a Liberal PC Professor to Cadet: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3530
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The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Political Jokes - All Parties!
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