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Vol 121, 11-3-02 - Your Zipper is Open!
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my a$$ in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.- - Lyndon Johnson
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.- - Warren Beatty, 1997
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.- - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Today's Humour: - TOP 20 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
17) You've got Windows on your laptop.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
12) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped..
Click Here for All 20: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1716
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Exclusive - Third Beltway Sniper Revealed!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6810
Dog Show Winner!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=2786
Could it be a Real Blonde?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6390
Navy Pilot Gets Himself into Trouble!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=765
The Leftersons - A Haunting Tale: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6791
Democrats Find Another "Senator" to Fill In: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6735
The Featured Picture Category this week: Misc. - Crazy - Goofy - Assorted Items
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_viewasp?CategoryID=8
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
"Oreo" Personality Test: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=865
Husband Screws Up Wifes Birthday: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3527
Classic Hollywood Squares Answers: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3528
Annoyed Lawyers Letter to FHA: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2022
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Misc. Humour - All Kinds!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=2
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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