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Vol 120, 11-1-02 - Politically Correct sayings"
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES From Groucho Marx
*Women should be obscene and not heard.
*Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
*I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
*Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Today's Humour: - 35 politically correct ways to say someone is stupid
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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