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Vol 119, 10-29-02 - Halloween Special
Let's get ready for HALLOWEEN with a few Great Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange! We thought that you deserved a special "Halloween Treat!"
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. --Unknown
"From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!"
--Scottish saying
'Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.
~Arthur Cleveland Coxe*
"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." ~Author Unknown
Today's Humour: - Top 10 Reasons 'Trick or Treating' is Better Than $EX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
AND THE #1 REASON:
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Halloween "SuperMan" with a Problem: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=825
Scary Halloween Flashers: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6506
Your Halloween Party Date is Here: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6438
Check Out These Jack-O-Lanterns!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5733
Tragic Pumpkin Suicide: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=2945
Strange Halloween Collage: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=2858
A Great Costume for TWO!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=823
The Featured Picture Category this week: Halloween Pictures & Costumes
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=15
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2378
Strange Items to Pass Out at Halloween: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2013
Halloween Jokes & Humour: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=443
Halloween 'Groaner': http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1959
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Holidays - Xmas - Halloween
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=21
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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