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Vol 118, 10-27-02 - Pregnant? DON'T Say This!
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
There's one time when anyone can get in the last word:
Convict James French, seated in the electric chair: "How about this for a headline in tomorrow's paper, French Fries!'"
Voltaire, asked on his deathbed to renounce Satan: "This is no time to make new enemies."
Karl Marx, grouchy to the last: "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
Today's Humour: - Top 10 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Wife
10. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
9. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson Lee had a baby!
8. Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl.
7. Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!
6. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
4. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
and The Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...
1. You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lard@$$.
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