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Vol 116, 10-20-02 - 60 Strange Hand Made Signs!
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"It isn't premarital $ex if you have no intention of getting married." (Matt Barry)
"Programming is like $ex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." (Michael Sinz)
"Remember, if you smoke after $ex, you're doing it too fast." (Woody Allen)
Today's Humour: - 60 Strange Hand Made Signs!
3. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law." --Sisters of Mercy
6. In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
13. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
14. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
18. Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
23. In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
33. On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
40. In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
44. In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
46. On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission."
51. In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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