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- Sniper Precautions Cause Hubby to be Mad at Wife
HUSBAND: Okay, dearest. All you have to do is open the door, squat and then duck-walk to the pump. Open the gas cap and fillﾒer up. Now, how difficult can that be?
DEAREST: Iﾒm scared. What if the Sniper is out there somewhere?
HUSBAND: Donﾒt worry, Iﾒll be right here on the floor-board with the SUV running.
DEAREST: What if he starts shooting at me?
HUSBAND: Zig Zag! Zig Zag! Dammit, we practiced that at home.
DEAREST: I donﾒt wanna!
HUSBAND: Dammit, Hillary! Get your Fat @ss out there and start pumping gas!
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