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Vol 115, 10-17-02 - Southern Expressions & Insults
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"Q: "What has recording alone taught you?"
Paul McCartney: "That to make your own decisions about what you do is easy, and playing with yourself is very difficult but satisfying."
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness." Alicia Silverstone!
Today's Humour: - 75 Southern Exclamations, Threats, Insults, Descriptions
Southern Expressions you Need to Know
Exclamations:
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"He was a-shakin' like a hound sh*tin' peas!"
"Strip my gears an' call me shiftless!"
Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."
"I'll hit you so hard you'll burp the first milk you drank as a baby!"
Good Things/Compliments:
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"Gooder than grits."
Descriptions:
A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering doo-doo on a marble floor."
"I feel like I was et by a coyote and sh** over a cliff."
She's possum ugly.
"That girl was so skinny she had to dance around in the shower to get wet."
Insults:
"She's uglier than homemade soap."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
He don't know sheep $h_t from burnt motor oil
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