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Vol 114, 10-13-02 - I Get NO Respect!
t's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"If a government were put in charge of the Sahara Desert, within five years, they'd have a shortage of sand."
- Milton Friedman
Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything which is not prohibited is compulsory.
"WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Today's Humour: - 100 - I Get No Respect - Rodney Dangerfield
"My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend."
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room."
"I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get."
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof"
"My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
"I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing."
FOR ALL 100 Click Here: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=344
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Cool Hot Air Balloon Fest in New Mexico: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6559
Star Trek Fans - It's REAL!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=3956
The Featured Picture Category this week: Cool - Unique - Airplanes - Stuff
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=9
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian, German, French, Irish, Australian, Belgian, US: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1398
Negative People are Such a Pain!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3467
Strange & Funny Business Signs: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3277
50 Cool Things About Being a Man: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3468
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Computers, Programmers, Nerds, Microsoft
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