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Vol 113, 10-10-02 - Steven Wright Quotes
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!" Chico Marx (1891-1961)
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." Mae West (1892-1980)
"The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M." Charles Pierce
Today's Humour: - 45 Steven Wright Quotes
- There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore
looking like an idiot.
- I bought a dog the other day, hes really smart!...I named him
Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here,
Stay!" Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a
train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation...go figure
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came
up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
men?
- I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women
there, is he still wrong?
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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