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Vol 111, 10-3-02 - Aphorisms & Funny Questions
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING POLITICAL QUOTES
"Character is a complex question." Ex - Senator Robert Torricelli
"It's important to have core principles and values, but if you're going to be active in policy and politics, you have to be a realist." Hillary Clinton
"Unliterate." Rev Jesse Jackson on George W. Bush quoted in Washington Times
Today's Humour: - 75 REALLY DUMB QUESTIONS??
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If flowers dont talk back to you, are they mums?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
FOR ALL 75: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=660
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Offspring of Chelsea Clinton & Boyfriend: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6431
Sepak Takraw - Strange Asian Kick Sport: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6460
Australia's "Devils Marbles": http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6433
The Featured Picture Category this week: STRANGE Street Signs - Billboards - Company Names
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=16
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Great Aphorisms - (Pithy Sayings): http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2764
Strange Celebrity "Aliases" Contest Winners: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3444
Chat Room & Internet Acronym List: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3443
Baghdad Bonier & Traitor McDermott: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3445
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Rednecks, Southern Crackers, Yankees
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=1
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