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Vol 110, 9-29-02 - Cops & Po'White Trash
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - STRANGE BUSINESS QUOTES
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."-- Peter Ustinov
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."-- Napolean Bonaparte (1769-1821), French general, Napoleon I of France
"It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job."--, Erma Bombeck -
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." Johnny Carson
Today's Humour: - 35 YOU MIGHT BE PO'WHITE TRASH IF...
1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
9) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
20) You've ever financed a tattoo.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
27) "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33) You believe all-star wrestling.
35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.
FOR ALL 35: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1303
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7 Crazy Fashions from the Milan Show: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6414
Is That a Turban or your Laundry?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6319
Cool Optical Illusion!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6422
"Angel Decoys" Released From C-130: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6423
The Featured Picture Category this week: Strange Cars - Motorcycles - Trucks
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=27
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Strange (& Dumb) Things on Job Applications: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2672
Strange Laws & Customs Around the World: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3434
You Could be a Cop if....: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2244
"Time" Gets Better with Age: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3435
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: COLLEGE - UNIVERSITY - HIGH SCHOOL
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=10
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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