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Vol 109. 9-25-02 - She's SOOOOO Blonde
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - STRANGE BUSINESS QUOTES
"The world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most." IBM to the founders of Xerox, 1959
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates, 1981
"Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." - Darryl F. Zanuck, President, 20th Century Fox, 1946
"There will never be a mass market for motor cars - about 1,000 in Europe - because that is the limit on the number of chauffeurs available!" Spokesman for Daimler Benz
Today's Humour: - 25 SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE....
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..she thought General Motors was in the army.
..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
..she had a shirt that said "TGIF" which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"
FOR ALL 25: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=914
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The Featured Picture Category this week: EMMY'S - MISS AMERICA 2003 -
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How Political Correctness is Ruining Johnny: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3426
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: STRANGE BUT TRUE NEWS - QUOTES
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