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Vol 108. 9-22-02 - Top 40 Country Western Tunes
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." (Ken Hammond)
"I am always looking for meaningful one night stands." (Dudley Moore)
"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother." (Charles Pierce)
Today's Humour: - TOP 40 COUNTRY WESTERN TUNES
37. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
31. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
15. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
FOR ALL 40: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1032
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