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Vol 107, 9-19-02 - Golf Truisms
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit." unknown
"RENTAL CAR: The only *TRUE* all-terrain vehicle". --known - but unidentified
"Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat IS!"---Martha Stewart (not really)
Today's Humour: - 23 facts that all golfers know
3. "Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls."
4. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: Your life is in trouble.
7. A "gimmie" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...neither of whom can putt very well.
10. I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
15. The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
17. In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers...they shoot a "six", yell "fore" and write "five".
22. You will enjoy golf only after you're able to hit the ball far enough so that you've calmed down by the time you reach it.
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