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Vol 106, 9-15-02 - Hallmark Card No No's
Let's get ready for the Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"When cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws will Eldi9w sLwI&wls9v." - unknow^%#(@
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." - government
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad" --Henry Kissinger
Today's Humour: - 12 THINGS YOU WON'T SEE ON HALLMARK CARDS
OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.
OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you.
OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected.
INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.
OUTSIDE: $ex with you is like using drugs:
INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.
OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE: Buy a dog.
FOR ALL 12: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2901
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Cool Navy 9-11 Remembrance: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6175
Chelsea Clinton "Aroused" at US Open: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6243
Nick Nolte's DUI Police Picture: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6239
Weather Station for Blondes: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4980
Stretch Limo / Pickup Truck?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6142
NASA Space Pic - Keyhole Nebula: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6220
The Featured Picture Category this week: HUMOUR - ALL KINDS !
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_viewasp?CategoryID=8
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
"Aussie" Definitions for Women & Drinking: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1882
What a Difference a Century Makes: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2832
Classroom Quotes: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1459
"Women's" Deep Random Thoughts: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=510
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: MEN - WOMEN - PARENTS - THE BATTLEFIELD
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=17
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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