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Vol 105, 9-13-02 - New Office Definitions
Let's get ready for the Weekend with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes! - unknown
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - unknown
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." -- Carrie Snow
" Today's Humour: - 26 NEW OFFICE TERMS & DEFINITIONS
New words added to the 2K1 version of the Dictionary
1. Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
3. Seagull Manager - A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything, and then leaves.
4. Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
6. Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.
9. Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon.
14. Umfriend - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is Dylan, my...um...friend."
20. SITCOMs - What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for "Single Income, Two Children, and Oppressive Mortgage".
22. Stress Puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
25. G.O.O.D. Job - A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.
26. Yuppie Food Stamps - The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."
FOR ALL 26: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1644
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