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Vol 103, 9-8-02 - Kid's Answers on Science Tests
Let's get ready for this Special Week with a few new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Illiterate? Write today for free help". unknown
"Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting."--Christopher Morley
"Worldliness is what any particular culture does to make sin look normal and righteousness look strange."--David Wells (Today, we call it "tolerance" & "diversity" - editors Note - StrangeCosmos)
Today's Humour: - 34 Strange Test Answers
These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.
"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
"The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
FOR ALL 34: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=608
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