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You Might Be An Idiotarian if..
You Might Be an Idiotarian If... (If you don't know the official definition of the word "idiotarian," you can substitute the word "Moron"" - StrangeCosmos staff)
If you've ever come to a protest without your clothes...
If you spell America with K's while writing in English...
If you think the United Nations is a bona fide governing body...
If you believe that the U.S. deserved to be attacked on 9/11 for its policies around the globe...
If you believe that Zionism is a form of racism...
If your main form of protest is destruction of property...
If you actually used the phrase """"coming home to roost"""" in the past year...
If you think that a """"global corporation"""" is evil by definition...
If you believe that """"all property is theft""""...
If you refer to Noam Chomsky as a """"dissident""""...
If you think that the proper response to terrorism is to """"understand"""" the """"root causes"""" of """"Muslim discontent""""...
If you think that the U.S. is a terrorist state...
If you think that Israel is a colonial power...
If you think that """"world peace"""" will be accomplished by happy songs and """"anti-war resolutions""""...
If you honestly think that there is no connection whatsoever between Islam and terrorism...
If you are a member of any organization with """"Socialist,"""" """"Communist,"""" """"Marxist,"""" """"Leninist,"""" """"Aryan,"""" or """"Revolutionary Council"""" in its title...
If you seriously believe that there is a """"corporate ruling class""""...
If you think all cultures are equivalent, and there is no moral difference between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia...
If you are convinced that some six million J-E-W-S are in control of the United States, a nation of 280 million people...
If your primary form of protest involves large puppets...
If you would rather watch people starve than let them eat genetically modified """"Frankenfoods""""...
If you have ever harmed people in order to protest testing on animals...
If you believe that the post-9/11 appearance of American flags is a sign of """"jingoism""""...
If you have ever worn sheets in public, and it wasn't Halloween...
If you have ever held up a """"People's Republic"""" as an example for the West to follow.
If you equate strong criticism or public disgust with censorship and """"McCarthyism""""...
If your main form of protest involves stupid slogans that were old by 1969...
If you really think that the 9/11 attacks were God's punishment for our """"deviant ways""""...
If you refer to terrorists strictly as """"militants"""" or """"activists""""
If you think that Europe has the moral authority to lecture the United States on any subject that doesn't involve cheese.
If you believe that the use of military force is always wrong, unless it is being used against Israel.
If you believe in 'Moral Relativism'...
If you want to destroy America from the inside out and you were born here and are white..
If you think the Alaskan people should not benefit from natural resources like you have so you can summer there and they can sell you beads thus not raising their standard of living to yours...
If you believe there should be no mention of America or god in America by using the American constitution to enforce de-Americanizing Americans...
If you believe security and democracy is a contradiction and there is no way to have both..
If you think the PC revolution of the 1990s was not like 1984 the book and was and is good for Americans.
If you think Liberals are not the Neo-Fascists Americans see them as for enforcing the PC government control on Americans thoughts and actions...
If you think School vouchers that can uplift minority and poor children from bad schools and poor neighborhoods is a bad idea because then you will be out of a job telling them the reason they are poor is someone else's fault so don't bother doing anything about it yourself, stay where you are...
If you think the only way blacks can get better jobs is by governments forcing employers to hire them on a curve, you don't think they can do it on their own merits and that there are plenty of smart and capable black people out there and that they all need a government enforced shoe lift into the door.
If you think perpetuating class and race warfare is in your better political interests even if most Americans see it as either irrelevant or on an extreme decline which would put you out of a job blaming people and force you to do something, like get a real honest job and a raise a decent family..
If you believe the minority should control the greater 'dumb' majority (better known as despotism, tyranny, and fascism)..
If you don't see the irony of holding a summit on sustainable development that draws 60,000 delegates, produces tons of waste paper (all the better to pen anti-US screeds on...) and consumes more lobster meat than the entire continent of Africa is likely to see in a generation...
If you think that """"racial profiling"""" is anything other than good police work
If you believe hundreds of Florida voters who were too stupid, careless or ignorant to mark their ballots clearly were """"disenfranchised""""...
If you believe negotiating from a position of weakness, or with an avowed unwillingness to use force, will lead to peace...
If you think having our President rush hither and yon around the world apologizing for America's imagined misdeeds will win us respect...
If you've ever used the phrase, """"Who are we to judge others?"""" to refute criticism of barbaric practices in other cultures...
If you refer to Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton as """"civil rights leaders""""...
If you consider your employer's expenditure of $500,000 per year on salary for its new """"Vice President of Diversity"""" as a good thing...
If you believe there's a fixed amount of wealth in the world, and it's the government's main task to ensure that it gets """"distributed equitably""""
If you've never been elected, nominated, or even asked for your opinion and yet find it necessary to use your stardom to push causes that you know little about...
If you threatened to move to Sweden, should GWB be elected...
If you think membership in a Boy Band qualifies you to speak before the Senate...
If you have made the claim that Opie and Anthony were fired because they messed with the Catholic Church, while they could have advocated someone defecating in a mosque and not been fired
If you refer to Islam as a religion of peace
If you are retired from the State dept. and now live a plush lifestyle courtesy of your chums in Saudi.
If you believe that the Leftists in charge of our Colleges and Universities actually deserve the holy grail of tenure which is the ONLY reason that most of these lazy incompetent Communists have not been terminated.
If you believe that the Editors and Editorial Board of the New York Times, Washington Post, etc. are anything other than an East Coast elitist group of Limousine Liberals who continue to manipulate the news to fit their version of what America should be in their tunnel vision eyes.
If you believe that the Liberal slant of almost every major daily newspaper in almost every city in any way actually really reflects the view, dreams and aspirations of the people that are increasingly loath to subscribe.
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