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Vol 101, 9-1-02 - Just How Sleazy Are You Test
Let's spend the Labor Day Weekend with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost become! prohibitive."- Author: BUCKLEY, WILLIAM F.
"He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave."- Author: DRUMMOND, WILLIAM
"Any government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have."- Author: FORD, GERALD R.
Today's Humour: - 40 Things Today's College Freshmen Never Heard of
35 Things Not to Say to a Cop
They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
There has been only one Pope.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV. They have always had cable. There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have no idea Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
To them, Michael Jackson has always been white.
FOR ALL 40: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2005
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The Featured Picture Category this week: STARS - MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
For Men Tired of Male Bashing Humour: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1045
Just How Sleazy Are You? Take The Test: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3357
Quiz: Are You Ready for College?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1521
Politically Correct Three Little Pigs: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2449
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Colleges - Universities - Education
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