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Vol 100, 8-29-02 - Labor Day Antics
Vol: 100 - Aug 29, 2002 "Labor Day Antics!" StrangeCosmos.com e-letter
Let's head into the Labor Day Weekend with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."-Lewis Grizzard
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have $ex. Men just need a place."-Billy Crystal
Today's Humour: - 25 Reasons You Know You live in 2002
35 Things Not to Say to a Cop
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go and get it.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person
23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
FOR ALL 25: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1544
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Worlds Youngest Mother - 5 Yrs Old!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6023
Brave Matador!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6010
WonderPants - Male Version of WonderBra: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6034
Giant Horse Images Defaced by Activists: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6042
Worlds Biggest ahole: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6040
Original Photo of Elvis Joining Army: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6052
The Featured Picture Category this week: Cool - Unique Things - Airplanes - Cops
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_viewasp?CategoryID=9
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Major League Baseball Players Need Your Help: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3348
Osama, the Female Genie & One Wish: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3347
Strange But True Facts: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1153
"Earth Summit" Hypocrisy: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3345
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Strange Lists - Crazy Numbers - Fun
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=11
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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