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Vol 099, 8-24-02 - Don't Say This to a Cop
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"I never know how much of what I say is true."- - Bette Midler
I have nothing intelligent to say.- - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.
I am not denying anything I did not say.- - -Brian Mulrooney
I really didn't say everything I said.- - Yogi Berra
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.- - Keanu Reeves
Today's Humour: - 35 Things NOT to Say to a Cop
35 Things Not to Say to a Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
8. You're not going to check the trunk are you?
13. I pay your salary.
18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!
31. Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
35. What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?
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