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Vol 097, 8-18-02 - Strange Medical Notations
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"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way."- Jerold Rochwald
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"It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly." - Oscar Wilde
Today's Humour: - 23 Strange Hospital Chart Notations
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
She is numb from her toes down.
Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
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