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Vol 096, 8-15-02 - Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
Let's head into the last part of the week with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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""I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing."
"Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away."
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."
Today's Humour: - 36 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
5. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
8. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
10. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
12. You can train a dog.
19. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
22. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
30. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
34. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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