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Vol 095, 8-11-02 - Southern Phrases
Let's head into the week with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Annoy a Fascist: Just Say No to Gun Control! - Annoy a Liberal: Think!
"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."
"I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco..."--P.J. O'Rourke
Today's Humour: - Southern Phrases
SOUTHERN PHRASES THAT WILL HELP YOU FIT IN IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He's as country as corn flakes."
10. "This is gooder'n grits."
11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
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The Featured Picture Category this week: Assorted Political Contributions
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
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Quiz - Are You Really Ready For College?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1521
Children's Letters to God: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1535
40 Reasons to Support Gun Control - NOT: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3322
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Cities - States - Regions
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