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Vol 094, 8-8-02 - Rude & Crude Pick Up Lines
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Teddy Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."--Brooke Shields
"Outside of the killings, Washington (DC) has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC
"The rings of Saturn are composed of lost airline luggage"
Today's Humour: - 37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
15. Are those real?
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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