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Vol 093, 8-4-02 - How To Irk Baby Boomers
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"Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps."-David Lloyd George
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."-Les Brown
"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."-Ziggy
"Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them."-Ann Landers
Today's Humour: - 63 Ways to Annoy Baby Boomers
Now that you're over 30, what's it like not trusting yourself?
Drive down their suburban streets with the rap cranked.
"You were at Woodstock? So what?"
Go to school. Study real hard. Become a teacher. Teach their children.
Ask about 'free love' when you arrive to date their daughters.
Point out that all of the characters in "The Big Chill" were incredible losers. Ditto for "Thirtysomething".
Ask them why they didn't want to elect a president who didn't serve in Vietnam but they spat on the soldiers who did.
I don't see why we should have fought in Vietnam. Why couldn't we let the South Americans solve their own problems?
Tell them you don't care where they were when Kennedy was shot.
"The Rolling Stones? Aren't they the band that did that really lame cover of Devo's 'Satisfaction'?"
Do a donut on their lawn in your broken down pick-up truck.
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