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Vol 092, 8-1-02 - "Cool Church Margee Signs"
Let's head into the weekend with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.- - Drew Barrymore (1998)
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?- - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my a$$ in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.- - Lyndon Johnson
Today's Humour: - 24 Cool Church Marquee Signs
CHURCH MARQUEE SIGNS
"Under same management for over 2000 years"
"Soul food served here"
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"
"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?"
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"
"God answers kneemail"
FOR ALL 24 signs: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3105
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