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Vol 091, 7-28-02 - NASCAR & Gerbils
Let's head into the week with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."- - - Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand)
"Roseanne Barr is a bowling ball looking for an alley."- - - Mr. Blackwell
"The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered." - - Johnny Carson
"Armed with a wiggle and a Minnie Mouse squawk, she is coarse and charmless."- - - Sheila Johnson (about Madonna, 1987)
Today's Humour: - 50 Ways to Tell You're a NASCAR Fan
If you're sitting behind someone at a red light, and when it changes, you yell, "GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! GO! GO! GO!
Time yourself on your wrist watch when you pull into the self serve gas n go.
If you say "But officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting"
When you have an accident, the first thing you try to do is pull off the steering wheel.
Your name your first born Dale, Kyle, Jeff, Mark, Richard, Ward, Rusty, Ernie, Sterling, etc.
When you pass someone on the highway you refer to it as taking them on the inside.
Only the driver's side of your windshield gets cleaned.
You get caught stealing the life size cut out of your favorite driver from Foodlion.
Your mechanic has to remind you to stop referring to him as "your crew chief"
If your spouse has to keep telling you it's "your d@mn driveway, not victory lane".
FOR ALL 50 REASONS: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1306
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The Featured Picture Category this week: Rednecks - Why They are So Special
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Woman to Sue Airline over Adult Toy(?) Incident: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3294
Woman Branded "Hippo" by Internet Date to Sue: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3293
Actual LA Times Story About Gerbil & Gay - (Caution - This one could hurt you from laughing too hard!): http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1029
Book Review of Anne Coulters "Slander": http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3295
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Interesting & Fun Tests Games & Quizzes
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