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Vol 090, 7-25-02 - Strange Haunted Pictures
Let's head into the weekend with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" ** Francois Morency
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets (oral $ex) no matter how bad it is." ** Lenny Clarke
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" ** Emo Philips
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." ** Rich Jeni
Today's Humour: - 22 Actual Statements about Accidents
What a Little Grammar Mistake Can Do
The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1987, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible. Such instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that incompetence can be highly entertaining.
1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.
12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
16. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
18. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
20. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
22. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
FOR ALL 22 REASONS: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=612
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Logging Truck Accident: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5593
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Go Here for a Really Strange Series of 9 Haunted "Ghost" Pictures on Actual Photos!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_viewasp?CategoryID=9
The Featured Picture Category this week: Strange Toys & Ad Campaigns
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=33
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Things That Real Irritate Me - Funny!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2240
Great Patriotic Letter to Editor re/ Marine: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3291
Strange Proverbs: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1529
Pat Sajak's Speech - Hollywoods Clueless!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3290
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Seniors - Retired - Oldsters
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=24
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