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Vol 089, 7-22-02 - Strange Signs & Bumper Stickers
Let's head into the week with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Political correctness tells us what to think, so the polls tell the press what to say in order to reflect what we think, so we'll feel normal when we're watching TV because we believe what we're being told because it's what we asked them to tell us." - Charlton Heston
"For several years, I had served as Clinton's character witness. Now I felt like a dupe." George Stephanopoulos
"I think people of my generation are much more comfortable with our sexuality. I think that needs to be honored and cherished." - Monica Lewinsky
Today's Humour: - 42 Strange Signs & Bumper Stickers
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters"
7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since15"
11. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names"
13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
18. "MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose"
19. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken"
23. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
32. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
39. "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
FOR ALL 42 REASONS: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1263
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
New VW Gets 235 MPG!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5604
Bill Clintons Hot Aussie "Girlfriend": http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5597
Cat Lovers - Meow TV for Cats?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5600
Chelsea Clintons Wedding Dress?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4742
Lawyers - Truth in Advertising: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=276
Air Canada Plane With a Problem: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=1100
The Featured Picture Category this week: Fun Things to e-mail Your Friends
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=42
The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Hey You! Send This To Your MOM Now!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3117
Strange & Funny Business Signs: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3277
Blondes Revenge on Brunettes!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=573
MD's More Dangerous Than Guns!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1727
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Rednecks - Yankees - Southerners
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=1
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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