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Vol 088, 7-19-02 - You Might be Trailer Trash if..
Let's head into the weekend with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"Am I dying or is this my birthday?"
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964
"Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me."
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . "
Killed in battle during US Civil War.~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
"I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702
Today's Humour: - 22 Reasons You Might be Trailer Trash, if..
2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."
8. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
17. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
19. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
FOR ALL 22 REASONS: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1742
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Chelsea Clinton - Separated at Birth?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4133
The Featured Picture Category this week: Misc. Political Pictures
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Male & Female Nouns - Assigning Gender to Words: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3101
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