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Vol 087. 7-15-02 - Tattoo Traumas
Let's kick off the week with a bunch of new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others." (Pericles)
"The thorns which I have reaped are of the tree I planted." (George Noel Gordon, Lord Byron)
"To escape criticism--do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard)
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." (Eric Hoffer)
Today's Humour: - Ten Worst Things to Hear At a Tattoo Parlor
10. "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE."
9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
8. "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?'
7. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
6. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."
5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
4. "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."
3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
2. "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice
waving effect."
AND THE #1 WORST THING TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR IS... "OOPS"
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