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Vol 086. 7-12-02 - Pamplona Bulls - Running!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - QUOTES
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." --Elayne Boosler
"I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself." --Judy Tenuta
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" --John Mendoza
Today's Humour: - 20 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF COLLEGE TOO LONG...
~ Your potted plants stay alive.
~ 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
~ You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
~ Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
~ You're the one calling the police because those kids next door don't know
how to turn down the stereo.
~ Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
~ You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
~ MTV News is no longer your primary source of information.
~ Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho's.
~ Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
CLICK HERE FOR ALL 20: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=929
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Cats - The Great White Hunter?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5505
The Featured Picture Category this week: STARS! Award Shows & Pageants
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
Killer "Biscuit" Wanted for Attempted Murder: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3245
19 Things it Took Me 50 Yrs to Learn: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3262
A Canadian Perspective on the Idiocy of PC in US: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3260
Strange Answers to Questions on Welfare Claims: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2021
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Cities - States & Regions of the USA
We just started this new category - now go find your City or State!
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