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Vol 085, 7-7-02 - 20 Reasons America's Great
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - SPORTS START QUOTES
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."- Jason Kidd
"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"- Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert
"It's almost like we have ESPN."- Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together.
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.
Today's Humour: -30 Reasons You Know You're in California When...
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
Your car has bulletproof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
Your mouse has only one ball.
You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.
You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
Your family tree contains 'significant others'.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'.
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