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Vol 084, 7-3-02 - Celebrate July 4th
We are going out a day early because of the Fourth of July Holiday - Enjoy! Be Good! And, remember why your family and friends can celebrate the freedoms we take for granted each day! Have a Great one!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts for the 4th
"May our great men be good, and our good men be great!"
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusion reduce us to defeat."
"Here's to the Army and Navy, And the battles they have won,
Here's to America's colors---The colors that never run!"
Today's Humour: -80 Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations:
Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Suppressive fires - won't.
-Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
-If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
-Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
-There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
-Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
-Incoming fire has the right of way.
-No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
-No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
-If the enemy is within range, so are you.
-The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
-Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
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