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Vol 083, 6-30-02 - Best Actual News Headlines
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
"I can remember when the air was clean and $ex was dirty." George Burns
"Leaving $ex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." Camille Paglia
"My kid had $ex with your honor student." Bumper Sticker
"My $exual preference is not you." T-shirt
"Programming is like $ex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after $ex, you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
Today's Humour: -22 ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2000-2001 WERE:
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May last awhile
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
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The Laws of Work: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1606
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Military Funny, Serious, Patriotic, Cool
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