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Vol 082, 6-28-02 - Martha Stewarts New Mag
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."---Lee Trevino
"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."- Fran Lebowitz
"I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination." - Marc Beland
"It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine." ---Tom Arnold
Today's Humour: -32 Greatest Insults
Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his a$$ back.
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!
"I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected. While I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly."
"$ex with you is like using drugs. Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it."
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The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:
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Childhood in the 1950's: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3225
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Hey San Francisco Dist 9 Judges - Read This!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2580
The Featured News & Humour Category this week: Strange But True News, Quotes, Trends, Morons
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