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Vol 081, 6-24-02 - 27 Golf Thoughts
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"I don't know about you, but I don't trust a government that doesn't want me to be euphoric." Woody Harrelson
An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein, Beyond This Horizon
"Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another." - G. K. Chesterton
Today's Humour: -Hey GOLFERS, 27 Things To Think About
1. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
2. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
4. The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his idea about the golf swing.
5. If it isn't broke, try changing your grip.
6. Golfers who claim they don't cheat also lie.
9. It's surprisingly easy to sink a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.
11. Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
12. It's not a gimme putt if you're still away.
17. If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
25. Don't buy a putter until you have had a chance to throw it.
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