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Vol 080, 6-20-02 - Going After Sadam
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
" I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down' "-Bob Newhart
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. - unknown
" Serial killers always say, 'I heard voices.' Why don't those voice ever say, 'Go dancing' or 'Bake a cake.' "-Dexter Madison
Today's Humour: - BUSH AND POWELL IN A BAR
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart a$$! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
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