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Vol 079, 6-17-02 - Name Games
Happy Monday! We have added some great new Photos and Humour and also a few very interesting news articles and columns.
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
"One drink here or one drink there is fine. I'm growing up. I'm not a little girl anymore. But I never overdo anything. I can't afford to do that." - singer Britney Spears, who is still a minor.
"I'd rather die than be as fat as Marilyn Monroe." - Actor Elizabeth Hurley, showing off her sensitive side.
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said." - unknown
Today's Humour: - Name Games
1. - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. - If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
3. - If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
4. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
5. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
6. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
7. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
8. - Nog (Quark's nephew on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
9. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
10. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck (hey, it's the 2000's), divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
11. - If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
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