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Vol 078, 6-14-02 - Columbine Killers
We have added some great new Photos and Humour and also a few very interesting news articles and columns.
EXCLUSIVE! We have come across the Controversial National Enquirer photo of the Columbine Killers laying dead. This is one of the photos that caused that Weekly to be pulled off the shelves in many Super Markets. Don't look if you are squeamish! Caution Graphic!
Columbine High School Shot!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5118
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - STEVEN WRIGHT Quotes
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women
there, is he still wrong?
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is
that considered a hostage situation?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before
getting OUT of the water?
- I just got skylights put in my apartment. The people who live
above me are furious
Today's Humour: - You Might be in a Redneck Church if..
2. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and then five guys and two women stand up.
3. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
4. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
7. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
10. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
12. People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
Click Below for ALL 15 Redneck Church lines
http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1926
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THE KISS - Janet Reno & Martin Sheen!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5096
Male Model hit by Duck on Coaster ride: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5123
A Message from your Old Air Force Pals: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5091
Join the Priesthood Billboard: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5106
Poignant Fire Danger Sign: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5090
The Featured Picture Category this week: Hillary Clinton - First Lady - Worst Lady - Senator
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=23
The Top News Articles & Jokes for the week:
If a Dog Were Your Teacher: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1103
You Might be a Nurse if...: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2053
"REAL" Programmers..: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1834
Toby Keith Censored by Peter Jennings: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3192
The Featured News & Joke Category this week: Strange But True News, Quotes & Trends
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=16
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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