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Vol 077, 6-10-02 - Strange Bumper Stickers
This week is going to be a Sizzler! Check of the new Pix and also the Great new Humour that was entered. Some of you people out there are Stranger than even we are! Scary!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - "Deep" Quotes
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." -- Bob Ettinger
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" -- Richard Jeni
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" -- Dave Barry
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin
Today's Humour: - Top 25 Strange Bumper Stickers!
24- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
23- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
19- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
17- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
15- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!
9- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
3- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
2- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
1- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Click Below for ALL 25 Bumper Stickers
http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2081
MOST POPULAR - JOKES - NEWS - PICTURES
Woody Harrelson Goes Crazy in London: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5062
Gary Condits Latest Book: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4990
The TRUTH About Morning Breath: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5076
Olde "Camels" Cigarette Ad: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5072
KISS Condoms: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5069
2002 HOOTERS Calendar: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5013
The Featured Picture Category this week: POLITICS - DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=17
The Top News Articles & Jokes for the week:
Why PC Racial Profiling Can Kill Us: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3181
Politically Correct Names for Men & Women: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2157
Application to Live in Minnesota: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3182
Professional Definitions: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1426
The Featured News & Joke Category this week: WORK - JOBS - PROFESSIONS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=19
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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